Seeing as I've never done a word-based meme on DevArt but am good at procrastinating, here's a meme:

[x] - You like cheese. (Dutch.)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[x] - You are an only child. (two half-sisters don't count since I didn't grow up with them.)
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[x] - You are over 25 years old. (25 years AND 6 months old, yo.)
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Have fangirled so many things, so that's a yes for old times' sake.)
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day. (The pill counts, even though there's seven days when I don't take it.    Still, prescription is prescription.)
[ ] - You have a job.
[ ] - You live with your parents. (They drive me nuts, but they need me  )
[x] - You like to eat eggs. (scrambled, plz? )
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (does ostrich count?)
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[ ] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts. (I don't believe, I know.)
[ ] - ?You think *? is awesome.
[ ] - ?You like ~? horoscopes better than *?
[ ] - ?You thought today's funny saying was really funny.?
[ ] - ?You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.? (This one and the previous four make no sense. I mean, really.)
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 23

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (Once, I think.)
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[x] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something. (Not yet, but I'm not ruling anything out, either. )
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz. (So, post it elsewhere? Probably not, no.)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[x] - You can cook well. (When I cook, yes. )
[x] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer. (Jazz ballet, ballroom dance, modern dance for a blue Monday. No.)
[ ] - You are a professional dancer. (I wish.)
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[ ] - You have run away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 40

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (Just, yes.)
[ ] - Your grandmothers are still alive. (None of them are. Pity party!)
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween. (Have I ever!)
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 48

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm __________________________________. (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Yellow Snow? Really? Man, I... I have no words. Please don't eat me, even if you're drunk and have just lost a bet!

edit: there was a miscount. I haven't lived with either of my parents for years. That's what you get for copy-pasting someone else's version. Psycho Passion Fruit definitely beats being Yellow Snow, though.